This page is dedicated to all the morons out there.

10. I have 400hp all internal mods but no timeslips.

9. I have a V4 Sunfire in my car.

8. I can beat Tran-Am, GSX Eclipse and on my bad days Integra Type R.

7. I have drop K&N Filter now and I have 20 hp more.

6. I bought a 2001 Cavalier auto and I want to change it to a manual.

5. I bought a 2001 Sunfire 2.2L and I am thinking about dropping a 2.4L in.

4. I want NOS!

3. I have twin-turbos but it is hidden. (Pickens)

2. I was caught doing 100 mph in 60 but I didn't deserve a ticket.

1. I want to buy some clear climate control knobs.